Happy Thursday, friends! The weather app says it’s going to be nice here today and I am pumped. Also, I’ll be happy about anything today because 1. it’s still cold AF, and 2. I have a spin class to get to.
But, anyways. Onwards we shall go!
You can catch up on Part I here.
| The Standing-On-An-Escalator-When-No One-Else-Is-On Kinda Human. Yeah. Dear empty-escalator-stander, WHAT are you doing? Why are you being creepy and just standing there? Are you truly that lazy? Help me understand your logic…please. Ok, thanks, bye.
| The Selfie-Taking-Three-Rep-Gym Goer. A couple weeks ago, I was at the gym for arm/ab day. Here I was, working up an insane sweat and wanting to cry because my arms were burning. And then, in walks this perfectly-toned lady. Obviously, I started creepin’ because I needed to know her workout routine. This is what I took away from her: do 3 reps of bicep curls, take a selfie, go sit on a machine on the other side of the gym. WHAT.IN.THE.WORLD. The confusion continues even today, y’all. If I follow that workout routine, will I also end up in perfect shape?
| The I-Don’t-Eat-Any-Sugar-Ever person. Look, I’m all for being a health you. Cutting down on sugar is all good, but never eating it ever, just because you want to be skinny? No. I’m all for admitting that I will happily gobble down a hot brownie with ice cream on top or like, apple pie any day. All this “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” trash is, well, exactly that…trash.
| The I-Never-Watch-Trashy-TV person. Ok, miss better-than-you. Sorry that you don’t enjoy indulging in all the ridiculous happenings on TV. I am all about that crap. It is hilarious. And, bonus, I don’t have to use my brain to enjoy the stupidity that unfolds. Haha! I’m sorry you’re missing out on a wonderful time. Anyone want to discuss The Bachelor with me? Because you know I have things to say about it…
And on that note, I’m out Corinne-style. xoxo, gossip girl 😂
Linking up here today for Thoughts on Thursday.