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Things I Just Don’t Understand – Part II

Happy Thursday, friends! The weather app says it’s going to be nice here today and I am pumped. Also, I’ll be happy about anything today because 1. it’s still cold AF, and 2. I have a spin class to get to.

But, anyways. Onwards we shall go!

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You can catch up on Part I here

| The Standing-On-An-Escalator-When-No One-Else-Is-On Kinda Human. Yeah. Dear empty-escalator-stander, WHAT are you doing? Why are you being creepy and just standing there? Are you truly that lazy? Help me understand your logic…please. Ok, thanks, bye.

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| The Selfie-Taking-Three-Rep-Gym Goer. A couple weeks ago, I was at the gym for arm/ab day. Here I was, working up an insane sweat and wanting to cry because my arms were burning. And then, in walks this perfectly-toned lady. Obviously, I started creepin’ because I needed to know her workout routine. This is what I took away from her: do 3 reps of bicep curls, take a selfie, go sit on a machine on the other side of the gym. WHAT.IN.THE.WORLD. The confusion continues even today, y’all. If I follow that workout routine, will I also end up in perfect shape?

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| The I-Don’t-Eat-Any-Sugar-Ever person. Look, I’m all for being a health you. Cutting down on sugar is all good, but never eating it ever, just because you want to be skinny? No. I’m all for admitting that I will happily gobble down a hot brownie with ice cream on top or like, apple pie any day.  All this “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” trash is, well, exactly that…trash.

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| The I-Never-Watch-Trashy-TV person. Ok, miss better-than-you. Sorry that you don’t enjoy indulging in all the ridiculous happenings on TV. I am all about that crap. It is hilarious. And, bonus, I don’t have to use my brain to enjoy the stupidity that unfolds. Haha! I’m sorry you’re missing out on a wonderful time. Anyone want to discuss The Bachelor with me? Because you know I have things to say about it…

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And on that note, I’m out Corinne-style. xoxo, gossip girl 😂

Linking up here today for Thoughts on Thursday. 

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10 Comments

  • Reply
    Whitney
    February 2, 2017 at 5:18 PM

    Bahahaha okay this made me laugh so hard! But the last one is totally me. I just cannot get into it!! I know, I’m crazy. Forgive me…

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      Myra
      February 7, 2017 at 3:23 PM

      OH GIRL. I wish I lived near you. I would force you to watch The Bachelor with me just so we could have Corinne-quoteathons. Lol. I don’t normally watch the seasons in full (just random one off episodes), but this season has me sucked.in. <3

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    Leslie
    February 2, 2017 at 9:09 PM

    I’ve never been into reality TV until Andi’s season of the Bachelorette and now I’m hooked. I can’t stop watching the train wrecks unfold. and WHYYY is Corrine still there?!? Nick, what are you doing?

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      Myra
      February 7, 2017 at 3:31 PM

      Maannnn. I never got around to watching her season. She came off as so fake right at the beginning that I gave up, lol. But this season…OMG I CAN’T STOP WATCHING. I freakin’ love Corinne. She’s so her own person that I can’t help but root for her, haha. That being said — a nanny though? Whoa nelly, that’s a whole different conversation. Haha. xo

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    Misty
    February 6, 2017 at 5:56 PM

    I don’t really watch reality tv. I watch Big Brother, but that’s about it. I don’t watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. And I don’t watch any of the Real Housewives shows. I just can’t with all the drama. Ha!

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      Myra
      February 7, 2017 at 3:25 PM

      This is the first season in years that I’ve actually been watching The Bachelor! It’s just so funny this season with Corinne. I cannot handle that girl. Haha. I tried giving the RH shows a chance, and while they are great time-sucks, I don’t necessarily feel like I have to watch them! Something about “fictional” drama makes me very happy, lol. xx

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    Biana
    February 7, 2017 at 3:28 AM

    Oh man not watching trashy tv – i dont get that LOL

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      Myra
      February 7, 2017 at 3:25 PM

      LOL. I just can’t help but enjoy it. People are seriously so weird at times that it is comedic! Glad I’m not alone in my love for trashy TV 😉 xx

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    april
    February 10, 2017 at 3:25 PM

    HAHAAHAHAHA, I can relate to these. And the self-righteous sugar and tv smut people are the worst. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I EAT A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY AND WATCH RU PAUL’S DRAG RACE. BYE.

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    SMD
    August 24, 2017 at 10:09 PM

    I am the elevator person when I am tired in the morning and don’t feel like climbing up from the train platform.

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